While arguing over who would win in a fight...

 

JEEZUS.

To his friend...

Regarding ALAN RICKMAN's death at the end of DIE HARD...

While he and his friend discussed the MUPPETS...

As his dad picked him up and carried him out of the store...

While his friend was about to buy a FLASH t-shirt...

While discussing TV shows...

To his friend...

I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

To his friend while discussing dating...

While discussing his SUPERMAN t-shirt...

To his friend...

To his friend...

Regarding her new haircut...

Regarding the cover of a recent CATWOMAN comic...

To her boyfriend...

To his friend...

Regarding Alan Moore's horrible and unnecessary NEONOMICON series...

While picking up his comics...

While realizing how behind he was on reading FANTASTIC FOUR...

While discussing female superheroes...

To his friend...

Regarding a poster for the new SCARLET SPIDER comic...

To his mother after she said she wouldn't buy him a $20 BATMAN book...

To her boyfriend...

To his friend...

To his friend...

Because if there were ever a superhero that's grounded in reality,

it's DAREDEVIL.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!